In the spirit of boy scout badges, check out the Science Scout badges. Some which I may claim:

The “Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah, I’ve got a radio gig” badge.


The “quantum mechanics… I soooo get it” badge.

The “science deprives me of my bed” badge (LEVEL II).


The “non-explainer” badge (LEVEL I)- Where the recipient can no longer explain what they do to their parents.


The “I will crush you with my math prowess” badge.

The “has frozen stuff just to see what happens” badge (LEVEL III).


The “destroyer of quackery” badge. (In which the recipient never ever backs down from an argument that pits sound science over quackery.)